The love of eating forbidden fruits before the right time is everyone’s disease, even those devoted to scripture unions we all saw in high school. These unions almost landed me into God’s curse. I have no idea how I was going to explain this to the creator and his assistants Jacob, Isaac and the crucifyee, Jesus himself.
Let me get to the bottom of this just to make you understand. In 1935, I went to St Andrews church in southwest of this country, Rakai where I met a group of God’s followers who gathered every Wednesday to share the imported belief and sect by the white man called religion. As a certified Casanova then, I could tell which lady was well endowed by just microscoping through the cultural long dresses.
As we fellowshiped daily, the Holy Spirit in charge of my “womb rider” had identified a one called Monica. It kept stroking up and down in it’s own tongues approving of her as a potential hive to fetch honey. I didn’t waste time but act faster than how long God takes to answer prayers. I approached this young lady and rapped to her in the poem of love. I saw her knees get weaker and weaker every time I spat my lyrics just by the roadside on her way home.
Two weeks later, she consented to my vibe and quickly introduced me to the priest as the future ‘consummator’. He prayed and asked us to invite our parents to be introduced in church the following Sunday. I sent out word to my parents down in Zambia and within days, they had arrived.
Before church, my inquisitive mum asked details about the lady. I invited her for lunch and also respond to questions I didn’t bother finding out as long as I’m the guy to knock
her down. At the end of the conversation, my mum discovered that Monica was actually my cousin.
Due to too much disappointment, Monica decided to join the sisterhood because she missed out on such a handsome man like me. Some time in 70s, as old as we were, she told me she would consider running away with me and ditch the sisterhood clothes if I put aside relationship barriers to soak myself in her. Unfortunately I was already drunk with AS.
Let me sign out now for this Bollywood movie on DSTV.
Yours, Survivor of Sin